Showing posts with label Shiv Sena. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shiv Sena. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The Katrina Awards

The citation

We are proud to present the Katrina Award to:
There is something very ironic yet fascinating in the fall of a 'chosen One'. That's because 1) the fall of a chosen One is a direct blow to the authority who made the choice and 2)there is often this inconspicuous and bumbling individual who ends up being the chosen One and it's really amusing seeing him/her strutting on a stage he/she does not belong to. That's the long and short of Uddhav Thackeray. Never a keen politico at any point of time, Uddhav has been thrust right into the centre of a controversy which has exposed his incapabilities as never before. There is, on one hand, the vast and tall legacy of the Thackeray Sr. There is, on the other hand, Raj Thackeray(handsomely aided and abetted by the Congress and the NC) who is stealing all the available thunder. One feels sorry as Uddhav is increasingly shut out from all public exposure, his statements(when he makes them ie) hardly provoking any response. Contrast this with Raj who has Maharashtra in flames and the rest of India fuming. On second thoughts, it's a relief. One Thackeray at a time is more than enough for India.


Image Credits

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Bal Leela!

The Shiv Sena and Bal Thackeray are at it again.

The Hindu on "Shiv Vada Pao"

The Telegraph on the Vada Pao initiative and the perpetual irony that is so symptomatic of many of the Sena's activities

Now that Thackeray and Son have appropriated vada pao, the next steps are relatively easy
1) Bal Nariyal(to be drunk before bullying missionaries)
2) Udhav Hockey Stick(to be used to beat up foreigners from the sovereign states of Bihar and UP.)
3) Joshi Spades(to be used to dig up hockey grounds where Pakistan might play since cricket is out of bounds)
4) SS(Special Sena) Long Knives( to be used to kill people whose religion is spelt with the letter M)
Jai Maharashtra!!

PS. A story about the first vada-pav dealer